Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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learn. advance!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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