Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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salad days!

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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your mum

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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