- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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