- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Good afternoon.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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