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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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black people

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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I'm Coming

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

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