- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

I am quite mature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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