- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

how do you win a game try your best

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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