Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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mikey is cute

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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