what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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