Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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