Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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