- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A women left the kitchen.

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