- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

I <3 Hitler

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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