John Cena for president

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Potassium? K.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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