- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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