- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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