Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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