- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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