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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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