roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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