What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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