- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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