- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Double-whammy

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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