- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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