What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

SUCK MY NUTS

black people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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