I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Caramel Boing.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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