- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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