- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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