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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

My cat just died.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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