- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......