- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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