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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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