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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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