What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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