- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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