Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Women's Soccer.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

What would u like to drink?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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