- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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