- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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