- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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