What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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