- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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