- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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