- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Women's Rights

Wenis Penis

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Good job, son.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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