- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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