Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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knock knock Goodbye

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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