- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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