- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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