- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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