why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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