Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What is the difference?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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1+2 = 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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