steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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