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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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