What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Justin's life

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Mogok Papiti.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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