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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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