What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Your mom.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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