- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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