Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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10inch nice

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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