What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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