- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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