- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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