- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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