Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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