- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats up and also down? your mum

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

cancer

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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