- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

I'm Coming

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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