4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

pull my finger (farts)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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