- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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