- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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