Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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