- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally