A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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