Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Communism hehe xd

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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jews

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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