- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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