What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why? Because.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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