- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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