A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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