whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Hello penis

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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kieran is a homosexual

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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