- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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