Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Baby Seal walks into a club.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

an emo girl walked into a white room

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

9

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Oh, go away

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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